But then for some reason, one of the family appears to be a tree, so any element of reality is just thrown out of the proverbial window. And talking of Commando, Vernon Wells makes a special guest appearance as a face eating bad guy who has a wonderful scene with the spoilt rich boy. The family of killers are again your atypical selection of freaks and burly men with whom you may have seen in another film. By the way, if you think that these are spoilers, you have never seen a stalk n' slash horror film before, because it follows the same formula that everyone of these films has done in the history of cinema, because film makers don't like change. The other two students are a little boring and have common sense, so obviously they may be safe come the end, and the teacher is the most cookie cutter of all the characters. Then you have the token rich boy who is abhorrent and rude to everyone.and you just know that his death scene will be the the most drawn out one of the film, and it will be the goriest part of the film. We have your over lusted couple who sit in the back of the car kissing for the entire journey, you just know that they will go first and go quickly. We have the incredibly ripped lead, who looks beyond uncomfortable in his own body, who you just know will lose his cool at least twice in the film. Everything has been done before, from the opening scene featuring two victims, very Wrong Turn, to the stereotypical characterisation. And that's the fundamental element that is wrong with the film, it's not original enough to be anything other than passable horror fluff. If you are a fan of horror movies, particularly that of the 'Gorenography' sub-genre, you would instantly know that when it features Bill Moseley in the opening act as one of the nicest people in the whole film, you know that's not the last you will see of him. As things go from bad to worse, Crenshaw becomes their only hope if they are going to get out alive. What should be an educational and fun-filled weekend turns into the opposite as the group are besieged by a horde of hideously disfigured, mutated humans with an insatiable taste for blood.

John Crenshaw accompanies his girlfriend and her students on a weekend photography project deep into the woods. And if that sounds like your cup of tea, it will come as no surprise that even though this film is entertaining, it has none of the scares of Wrong Turn, and barely any of the action of Commando. Reviewed by FlashCallahan 5 / 10 Wrong Turn meets Commando.

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